The act of using wet paper towels to clean your ass and taint due to the effects of swamp ass
and consistent wet farts, usually after walking outside on hot, humid days.
Usually performed to prevent cube or office mates from realizing that your smell like poop, though more likely than not, they already know. Can also use moist towelets, or baby wipes. Dry toilet paper cannot proivde the necessary solvent affects to deminish your smell.
Frank: Dude, I just walked back from the mall. I've got swamp ass and I've been farting all day...I think I need to reset.
Jim: Yea, its like 100 degrees out, and I can smell you from here, you should reset before the ladies...
Sally: WTF Frank, you small like you are swimming in your own feces, even a retard could tell that they should do a rest, God you are stupid.
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