3 definitions by Samwitch

Blieve

When you really really believe in someone or something

He couldn't blieve she hadn't left him yet!
"Do you blieve me now?" she said
He said, "Yes I blieve you, really really"!

by Samwitch November 16, 2008

Aunty Shmegs

Commonly known as Meaghan but also referred to As a Fierce Woman due to using the PTP: “Prime Tooting Position.” In which the right leg is lifted and you lay on your stomach to speed up the expulsion of internal methane gas.

“Yo, it’s her, Aunty Shmegs, she used the PTP!”

by Samwitch August 19, 2020

Aunty Dee Dee

Eccentric lesbian who is vegan, but also eats meat, says she has no heart, but cries at Pixar movies.

No, Aunty Dee Dee, we don’t want your cardboard muffins!

by Samwitch August 19, 2020