Samueliscool223's definitions

Airfryer

A superior piece of technology that noobs simply do not possess because of their smooth brains.

Person 1: hey bro I just got back my calculus exam result, 94 percent, lez goooo

Person 2: *chuckles* clearly you don't own an airfryer.

Person 1: wtf

by Samueliscool223 October 12, 2021

Deadass

A term to stress a person's honesty. It is a complete bulletproof, irrefutable defence when being accused of lying.

Lawyer: your honor, my client is not guilty, nor is he lying, as he claimed he was "deadass fr fr on jah no cap"

by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022

Looksmaxxing

The act of attempting to maximise one's looks and sexual market value, or SMV. This can be achieved through softmaxxing, for instance taking care of one's skin and hair, or through hardmaxxing, which typically involves getting dangerous facial surgery such as bimaxillary osteotomy, canthoplasty, orbital box osteotomy and jaw implants. Softmaxxing is an almost guaranteed to improve one's looks and is cheap, hardmaxxing tends to produce uncanny results and can make one look worse, and are more dangerous and expensive.

Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.

Person 1: nigga you look musty and crusty asf you need to do some looksmaxxing ASAP

Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq

Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over

by Samueliscool223 March 5, 2024

🗿

An emoji used by intellectuals to assert their dominance.

Person A: hejeejeu#####+$++$3+eehhtee dy/dx®™™©©eueiejf ,fhdjr,,,, hhhhhfd

Person B: mm yes I concur;🗿

by Samueliscool223 April 12, 2021

1,084,170

A very special number, as it is the total number of words in the entire Harry Potter series.

Person 1: lmao dude look at this funny meme
Person 2: thats cool but don't let it distract you from the fact that the Harry Potter series contains a total of 1,084,170 words
Person 1: 🗿

by Samueliscool223 September 1, 2021

Rick and Morty Enjoyer

Someone with a very high IQ.

A: dude, did you hear about the new fundamental force discovery made by a bunch of scientists in a particle accelerator? I wonder how on Earth they managed to detect it with those muons...
B: they must be Rick and Morty enjoyers
A: shut up homiesexual
B: didnt ask + get golden ratioed + fatherless individual POV
*they then make out*

by Samueliscool223 December 29, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.

The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)

by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021