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The act of attempting to maximise one's looks and sexual market value, or SMV. This can be achieved through softmaxxing, for instance taking care of one's skin and hair, or through hardmaxxing, which typically involves getting dangerous facial surgery such as bimaxillary osteotomy, canthoplasty, orbital box osteotomy and jaw implants. Softmaxxing is an almost guaranteed to improve one's looks and is cheap, hardmaxxing tends to produce uncanny results and can make one look worse, and are more dangerous and expensive.
Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.
Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.
Person 1: nigga you look musty and crusty asf you need to do some looksmaxxing ASAP
Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq
Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over
Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq
Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over
by Samueliscool223 March 5, 2024
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*Proceeds to rapidly accelerate*
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by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022
Get the Sicko mode mug.An informal, archaic method of online communication in which a person, via a social media platform or SMS text, expresses something, whilst conveying significant sadness or distress, typically signified by the excessive and incorrect usage of commas, semicolons and intentional typos throughout the message; this occurs typically to the extent that the message is nearly incomprehensible, entirely.
Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.
Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.
Instance of cry-typing:
Girlfriend: babe my plant just died ugh
Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
😭🥺👉👈💔💔🥵
Girlfriend:🗿
Girlfriend: babe my plant just died ugh
Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
😭🥺👉👈💔💔🥵
Girlfriend:🗿
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
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Person A: The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder.
Person B: dnrd this cringe autism
Person B: dnrd this cringe autism
by Samueliscool223 March 24, 2023
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Japanese anime pornography that often involves disgusting, immoral and illegal elements that probably will, and should, put you on the FBI watchlist. Currently it is the prevailing reason behind many Americans' desire to bomb Japan for a hopefully final time.
Synonyms: anime, degeneracy, cancer, redditor, discord moderator.
Japanese anime pornography that often involves disgusting, immoral and illegal elements that probably will, and should, put you on the FBI watchlist. Currently it is the prevailing reason behind many Americans' desire to bomb Japan for a hopefully final time.
Synonyms: anime, degeneracy, cancer, redditor, discord moderator.
Person 1: Check out this hot new hentai bro. Instant boner material, hentai incest ftw!!!
Person 2: kys
Person 1: why bro???? :(
Person 2: because that shit's disgusting. you make me want to allahu akbar Japan for a third time
Person 1: bro... thats not very poggers or wholesome 100 of you :(
Person 2: kys
Person 1: why bro???? :(
Person 2: because that shit's disgusting. you make me want to allahu akbar Japan for a third time
Person 1: bro... thats not very poggers or wholesome 100 of you :(
by Samueliscool223 September 29, 2021
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/nɔ mē/
Definition: an individual who finds unfunny memes entertaining.
Synonyms: degenerate, beta male, Urban Dictionary user, virgin.
Definition: an individual who finds unfunny memes entertaining.
Synonyms: degenerate, beta male, Urban Dictionary user, virgin.
Friend 1: yo dude have you been on Urban Dictionary? It's sooo funny!
Friend 2: shut up, normie. I hope you get framed for tax evasion.
Friend 1: understandable.
Friend 2: shut up, normie. I hope you get framed for tax evasion.
Friend 1: understandable.
by Samueliscool223 August 14, 2021
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