26 definitions by Samueliscool223
by Samueliscool223 September 27, 2021
Person 1: hey bro I just got back my calculus exam result, 94 percent, lez goooo
Person 2: *chuckles* clearly you don't own an airfryer.
Person 1: wtf
Person 2: *chuckles* clearly you don't own an airfryer.
Person 1: wtf
by Samueliscool223 October 12, 2021
The sigma male grindset refers to the the superior mindset possessed by the male at the top of the social hierarchy, also known as the sigma. This grindset is often mentioned when the sigma does something that may be considered based and redpilled. Society (runned by betas) views the Sigma as a threat. He is thus often a victim of societal ostracism for his intrinsically based nature. He is the victim of a systematic societal hate crime.
Instance of the Sigma Male Grindset:
(Low IQ beta judge): you are charged with 17 counts of corporate embezzlement. What do you have to say in your defence?
(Sigma male, representing himself like a true chad): your honour, first of all, you're a stinky poo. Second, you do not understand the grind. I must exploit the weak to maximize entertainment value, and personal gains. It is simply in my based and redpilled nature. Is that really a crime?
(Beta judge, realising his substantial error): yooo my bad, all charges dropped. Respect the grindset bro 📈
(Low IQ beta judge): you are charged with 17 counts of corporate embezzlement. What do you have to say in your defence?
(Sigma male, representing himself like a true chad): your honour, first of all, you're a stinky poo. Second, you do not understand the grind. I must exploit the weak to maximize entertainment value, and personal gains. It is simply in my based and redpilled nature. Is that really a crime?
(Beta judge, realising his substantial error): yooo my bad, all charges dropped. Respect the grindset bro 📈
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.
Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
The score relating to the complete joke of a system (social credit) designed by China to get rid of the few personal freedoms the people of China had in the first place. This credit score system is also the reason why famous wrestler John Xina always seems to be eating China's booty cheeks and denying Taiwan exists and not calling Xi Jing Ping the stinky winnie the poo poo that he is.
Person 1, on twitter: in my opin-
Government official:
⚠ -30,000 SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE!!!! ⚠
事件已报告给中共 !!!!!!!
YOUR DATE OF EXECUTION WILL BE 11/10/2021!!!!!!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Person 1: okay :(
Government official:
⚠ -30,000 SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE!!!! ⚠
事件已报告给中共 !!!!!!!
YOUR DATE OF EXECUTION WILL BE 11/10/2021!!!!!!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Person 1: okay :(
by Samueliscool223 October 12, 2021
Person 1: lmao dude look at this funny meme
Person 2: thats cool but don't let it distract you from the fact that the Harry Potter series contains a total of 1,084,170 words
Person 1: 🗿
Person 2: thats cool but don't let it distract you from the fact that the Harry Potter series contains a total of 1,084,170 words
Person 1: 🗿
by Samueliscool223 September 1, 2021
An individual who plays the game "Genshin Impact". They are typically without a father figure, and typically go to jail once they find a girlfriend.s
A: Hello, I like to play Genshin Impact
B: ah, a Genshin Impact enjoyer, so you must be a cultured, fatherless pedophile, I see. Very based
B: ah, a Genshin Impact enjoyer, so you must be a cultured, fatherless pedophile, I see. Very based
by Samueliscool223 December 30, 2022