Samueliscool223's definitions

dnrd

Short for ''did not read''. Often used when someone writes a message that is a paragraph in length or more on an internet forum.

Person A: The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder.

Person B: dnrd this cringe autism

by Samueliscool223 March 24, 2023

Shrek (unit of time)

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.

Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

Deadass

A term to stress a person's honesty. It is a complete bulletproof, irrefutable defence when being accused of lying.

Lawyer: your honor, my client is not guilty, nor is he lying, as he claimed he was "deadass fr fr on jah no cap"

by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022

🗿

An emoji used by intellectuals to assert their dominance.

Person A: hejeejeu#####+$++$3+eehhtee dy/dx®™™©©eueiejf ,fhdjr,,,, hhhhhfd

Person B: mm yes I concur;🗿

by Samueliscool223 April 12, 2021

yeen

Something you say when you do not wish to have a conversation with someone else. It typically ends the interaction by confusing the other person, which causes them to almost instantaneously cease conversing with you.

Person A: yo, what's up dude?
Person B: yeen
Person A: what the fuck?

by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

Airfryer

A superior piece of technology that noobs simply do not possess because of their smooth brains.

Person 1: hey bro I just got back my calculus exam result, 94 percent, lez goooo

Person 2: *chuckles* clearly you don't own an airfryer.

Person 1: wtf

by Samueliscool223 October 12, 2021

Normie

/nɔ mē/
Definition: an individual who finds unfunny memes entertaining.
Synonyms: degenerate, beta male, Urban Dictionary user, virgin.

Friend 1: yo dude have you been on Urban Dictionary? It's sooo funny!
Friend 2: shut up, normie. I hope you get framed for tax evasion.
Friend 1: understandable.

by Samueliscool223 August 14, 2021