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The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021
Get the The Yoinky Sploinky mug.Person A: hejeejeu#####+$++$3+eehhtee dy/dx®™™©©eueiejf ,fhdjr,,,, hhhhhfd
Person B: mm yes I concur;🗿
Person B: mm yes I concur;🗿
by Samueliscool223 April 12, 2021
Get the 🗿 mug.A term to stress a person's honesty. It is a complete bulletproof, irrefutable defence when being accused of lying.
Lawyer: your honor, my client is not guilty, nor is he lying, as he claimed he was "deadass fr fr on jah no cap"
by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022
Get the Deadass mug.Something you say when you do not wish to have a conversation with someone else. It typically ends the interaction by confusing the other person, which causes them to almost instantaneously cease conversing with you.
by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021
Get the yeen mug.Person 1: hey bro I just got back my calculus exam result, 94 percent, lez goooo
Person 2: *chuckles* clearly you don't own an airfryer.
Person 1: wtf
Person 2: *chuckles* clearly you don't own an airfryer.
Person 1: wtf
by Samueliscool223 October 12, 2021
Get the Airfryer mug.A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.
Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
Get the Shrek (unit of time) mug.Person 1: lmao dude look at this funny meme
Person 2: thats cool but don't let it distract you from the fact that the Harry Potter series contains a total of 1,084,170 words
Person 1: 🗿
Person 2: thats cool but don't let it distract you from the fact that the Harry Potter series contains a total of 1,084,170 words
Person 1: 🗿
by Samueliscool223 September 1, 2021
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