Samueliscool223's definitions

Airfryer

A superior piece of technology that noobs simply do not possess because of their smooth brains.

Person 1: hey bro I just got back my calculus exam result, 94 percent, lez goooo

Person 2: *chuckles* clearly you don't own an airfryer.

Person 1: wtf

by Samueliscool223 October 12, 2021

yeen

Something you say when you do not wish to have a conversation with someone else. It typically ends the interaction by confusing the other person, which causes them to almost instantaneously cease conversing with you.

Person A: yo, what's up dude?
Person B: yeen
Person A: what the fuck?

by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

Looksmaxxing

The act of attempting to maximise one's looks and sexual market value, or SMV. This can be achieved through softmaxxing, for instance taking care of one's skin and hair, or through hardmaxxing, which typically involves getting dangerous facial surgery such as bimaxillary osteotomy, canthoplasty, orbital box osteotomy and jaw implants. Softmaxxing is an almost guaranteed to improve one's looks and is cheap, hardmaxxing tends to produce uncanny results and can make one look worse, and are more dangerous and expensive.

Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.

Person 1: nigga you look musty and crusty asf you need to do some looksmaxxing ASAP

Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq

Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over

by Samueliscool223 March 5, 2024

Joe many liberals

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender™

A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.

by Samueliscool223 January 18, 2022

Genshin Impact Enjoyer

An individual who plays the game "Genshin Impact". They are typically without a father figure, and typically go to jail once they find a girlfriend.s

A: Hello, I like to play Genshin Impact
B: ah, a Genshin Impact enjoyer, so you must be a cultured, fatherless pedophile, I see. Very based

by Samueliscool223 December 29, 2021

Normie

/nɔ mē/
Definition: an individual who finds unfunny memes entertaining.
Synonyms: degenerate, beta male, Urban Dictionary user, virgin.

Friend 1: yo dude have you been on Urban Dictionary? It's sooo funny!
Friend 2: shut up, normie. I hope you get framed for tax evasion.
Friend 1: understandable.

by Samueliscool223 August 14, 2021

Golden Ratioed

Said by an internet user on a social media platform, typically Twitter or 4chan, in an attempt to obtain a substantially greater number of likes on their reply than the original post and embarass the original poster. It is different to "ratio" due to the fact that it is a far more aggressive means of conveying their disdain.

Non-"stan" posting about someone: In my opin-
Twitter "stan" of said person: didn't ask + normie detected + you are a homosexual + golden ratioed + no father figure

by Samueliscool223 December 29, 2021