2 definitions by Samuel Wilson

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway
"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
by Samuel Wilson June 17, 2004
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The rear end of a person. Often used in gay language.
"I bet that micheal ryder takes it up the hershy highway"

"If teh river flows red, take the Hershy highway"
by Samuel Wilson June 17, 2004
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