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Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.
You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.
by Samson III December 28, 2005
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Fred: I'm gonna head home and watch some O'Reilly.
Bill: But you hate O'Reilly. You're just gonna punch through your wall again.
Fred: I have to. Angertainment is the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore...
Bill: But you hate O'Reilly. You're just gonna punch through your wall again.
Fred: I have to. Angertainment is the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore...
by Samson III September 30, 2008
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Get the Blang mug.Verb. To drink heavily and pass out touching or on top of another person while either party has a significant other not in attendance. Generally the result of hard alcohol.
I know you've got a man, but let's drink this fifth of Bombay Sapphire and then jonandbattle tonight.
She broke up with him because he jonandbattled with that cheerleader.
She broke up with him because he jonandbattled with that cheerleader.
by Samson III December 17, 2005
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