Samson III's definitions

carrion question

(n.) A question intended to gauge the life expectancy of a relationship that vaguely insinuates wishes for its end.

Carrion Questions:

How's your boyfriend?
Did he bring you flowers for your show?
Where are you going on your date?
What did he get you for Valentine's Day?

by Samson III October 17, 2006

Sylar

A villain in the popular TV series, "Heroes." He was told by the professor researching human evolution that he had gained no abilities through his genetic mutation. This professor then talked at length about the "evolutionary imperative" to survive. This drove Sylar mad with the need to prove his worth and specialness.

Sylar's genetic mutation actually endowed him with intuitive aptitude, the ability to recognize and manipulate patterns within complex systems. He uses this to recognize the powers of other evolved humans and replicate them, but only after cutting out their brains to perform some unknown process.

Sylar seized the evolutionary imperative. Shouldn't you?

by Samson III February 22, 2007

Angertainment

(n.) Something that is entertaining because of how pissed off it makes you. A treatment for the numbness brought on by the Internet Age.

Fred: I'm gonna head home and watch some O'Reilly.
Bill: But you hate O'Reilly. You're just gonna punch through your wall again.
Fred: I have to. Angertainment is the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore...

by Samson III September 30, 2008

Caramel Delight

Noun. A person of Samoan descent.

Guy 1: Hey, this is my Samoan friend Mike.
Guy 2: Whoa whoa, don't call him that! He is a caramel delight now.

by Samson III February 9, 2009