Definitions by Samick Downunder
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love.
Check out that bobfoc!
BOBFOC by Samick Downunder June 11, 2006
Jester Feet
The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.
Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!
Jester Feet by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005
She-Tox
A period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. A welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, wanking, and curry eating himself to death.
Friend: Alright Nick, wow you look like shit
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"
She-Tox by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005
Adam Ant
To inscribe a white line across a ladies face using ones naughty paintbrush,in a style reminiscent of the briefly popular eighties highwayman' make up.
Sammy: What the heck are you doing?
*Nick wields his shooting schlong like a paintbrush all over Sammy's face
Nick: I'm giving you an Adam Ant baby!
*Nick wields his shooting schlong like a paintbrush all over Sammy's face
Nick: I'm giving you an Adam Ant baby!
Adam Ant by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005
Tongue Fu
An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.
Tongue Fu by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005
Crafty Fisherman
Sammy: Do you think Tom will get lucky tonight?
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!
Nick: Tom gets lucky every night..he's a crafty fisherman!
Sammy: OMG!
Crafty Fisherman by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005
Fist of Fury
A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.
Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
Fist of Fury by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005