2 definitions by Sam Adams

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A bloise is a slow moving, lifeless turd, which has a lack of motivation. A spaceless mindless slug. Is synonymous with shit bag, fuck yourself, and hey you over there stop eating so much and do something. Occasionally forgets to take a breath.
"Don't be a Bloise otherwise you'll die."
"You really bloised that one."
by sam adams July 16, 2015

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an alchoholic drink over 10% like cider and strong larger that tramps buy. Not wine and spirits.
In the UK drinks like white lightning and special brew.
by Sam Adams January 15, 2004

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