Definitions by Sam "Ace" Rostein

non fart day 

Proceeding a shart for the rest of the day a person cannot fart for danger of repeating a shart.

"Dude today's a non fart day"
"How come?"
"I sharted earlier man"
"Ah, dude that sucks".

non fart day by Sam "Ace" Rostein October 5, 2008