71 definitions by SalvyZ

strateasic

intentionally flirting to serve a particular purpose or gain an interpersonal advantage.

“Johnny flirts with the boss to get light duty. That guy is a strateasic thinker.”

by SalvyZ June 7, 2019

angsta

A person whose main contributions to groups and the lives of others is existential angst.

“Every time I see that guy John, he somehow manages to point out the fleeting nature of existence. That guy is an angsta.”

by SalvyZ March 12, 2019

amegomaniac

a person who is obsessively committed to a friendship with an egotistical or self-centered person.

“My best friend is a complete narcissist so I guess you could say I’m an amegomaniac.”

by SalvyZ June 7, 2019

Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

Outragious

The contagious nature of anger in outrage culture.

“The way people attacked her for her Trump Meme is outragiousness in action.”

by SalvyZ January 16, 2020

nappiness

The experience of happiness derived from taking a nap.

“After I wake rested from a good mid-afternoon Saturday nap, I experience pure nappiness.”

by SalvyZ July 2, 2019

The Portuguese Goodbye

The Portuguese Goodbye refers to a parting of ways that unfolds in stages over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that only appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.

The way my Portuguese in-laws say goodbye after Sunday dinner typically takes 30 minutes from the first 'we need to go' to the rest of the family encircling their car in the driveway to wave at them while they disappear over the horizon - "the portuguese goodbye" par excellence.

by SalvyZ August 11, 2022