2 definitions by Salty Cracker

wet cowboy handkerchief

A sex act named after a life hack cowboys used in the Old West. Cowboys would moisten their handkerchiefs with water, and then tie them around their necks. The moisture would evaporate in the arid clmate, leaving the cowboys cool as a cucumber. The sex act involves one partner urinating on the other, and then cleaning up the mess with a Kleenex. The giving partner then cleans up the mess, plugging the recieving partner's anus with the Kleenex. The Kleenex is left there for "x" amount of days, until the giving partner believes he or she is ready. The giver then removes the Kleenex, leaving the recieving partner's anus a fermented, ammonia-like smell and flavor.

My girl and I were all excited to try the wet cowboy handkerchief, only she kept farted out every piss tissue I shoved up her ass.

by Salty Cracker June 21, 2017

cookie-cutter

A female adolescent, usually between the age of 15 and 25 (but most notorious in High Schools), whom bears an almost uniformic exterior appearance consisting of a basic fashion formula designed to include high visual contrast:
-artificially tan skin (usually orange-y)
-streaked or bleach blonde hair, or very dark hair
-possesses blue or light-colored eyes, indicating a recessive gene or colored contacts; can also be very dark-colored eyes
-bleached teeth
-wears light-colored clothes to pronounce contrast
-is of white ethnicity (in most cases)
-wears thick makeup
-wears form-fitting pants that show detailed form of lower body
-is able to make the f__king annoying "click-clack" sound with chewing gum

If there were no cookie-cutters in my school then I could've sworn that I saw the same person twenty times today in random locations.

by Salty Cracker February 17, 2005