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1 definition by SUNY POTSDAM

 
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Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit
That time I was taking a shit that TURD BURGLAR stole my couch!
by SUNY POTSDAM September 15, 2005
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