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THE FECES THAT FOLLOWS THE INITIAL BOWEL MOVEMENT.

THE SLY TURD THAT FOLLOWS AFTER THE MAIN EVENT.
I LOOKED DOWN EXPECTING ONE OF MY LARGEST SHITS EVER AND SAW THAT IT WASN'T ONE BIG SHIT. THERE WAS AN AFTER TURD...

MY AFTER TURDS ARE LARGER THAN YOU.
by SLFMEBANE January 09, 2009

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