108 definitions by SHawn

crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by SHawn December 18, 2002

fumping

You combine fuckin and humping to get "fumping" So when you say fumping, you mean 'fuckin humping'

"haha Kaila! Look at them, they're fumping!"

by SHawn May 7, 2005

neckdrape

a mullet;
the flap of hair that hangs down, like a mudflap, that effectively covers the douchecan's back neck preventing sunburn and picking up women!

Damn, it is 2004 and my brother still has that tired ass neckdrape! If he ever cuts that off, he will need some SPF 300 to protect his neck...

by SHawn January 18, 2004

No skills

when someone has no skills like chads mom

No skills bitch nigga

by SHawn February 16, 2005

grunge

Stupid term used primarily by journalist in the early 90s, because the thought they needed a new word for rock music.

Hey this shit sounds pretty good, but we can't call it "rock n' roll" alright why don't we just call it "grunge".

by SHawn December 23, 2004

sphygmic

pertaining to the pulse

Because he had evolved, Jack could see the color that Jill's sphygmic energy omitted.

by SHawn December 6, 2003

shard

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR
1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON
2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived
3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments

There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.

by SHawn February 24, 2004