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Ashlee Simpson

She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure....

She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title!

Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.
If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down.

Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.
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baby

Horrible little creatures from 'God' (if there is one). Retarded people think they're cute. What's so cute about a little machine that cries, pisses and shits everywhere?

They're also the cause of suicide. See post-natal depression.
I'm never going to have a baby. I want a life thank you very much.
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Metalhead

Some are probably nice but I've already stereotyped them as 'pretentious'. Sorry.
I knew some metalhead at school who was quite pretentious. Not a very nice fella, I found out he had issues. He'd always make fun of your music taste if it didn't match his. Twat.
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Final Destination

A highly ingenious horror movie.

A boy called Alex has a premonition that the flight he's on, headed to France, will explode. He tells everyone to get off the ill-fated aircraft but only Alex, five other students and his teacher get off the plane. Moments later in the departure lounge the seven people see the plane explode before their very eyes. Now the FBI thinks that Alex had something to do with it and follow his every move. His friends also start to become suspicious and slowly fade out of his life. But now, each one of his friends is being stalked and killed by Death who is intent on collecting the souls of those who cheated it.

The film was followed by a horrible sequel (Final Destination 2) and was followed by a good-enough sequel years after that (Final Destination 3)
I love 'Final Destination'. It's one of the best horror films I've ever seen. It's very original and has a brilliant twist at the end. Everyone should watch it.

'Final Destination 2' was a crappy sequel. The only good thing about it is the car scene. 'Final Destination 3' is pretty good though.
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Faith No More

A band that kicked major ass. Need I say more?

Q: What do you get when you mix together spectacular vocals, mesmerizing keyboards, crunchy guitar riffs, rolling basslines and tribal like drumming?

A: Faith No More!
1. Person: Oh My God! you should like listen to Fall Out Boy! They're like so amazing!
Me: Whats so amazing about them? They're nothing special.
Person: Oh My God! I can't believe you just said that!
Me: You want something amazing? Listen to Faith No More!

2. I was only a small child when Faith No More were around. It would be nice if they got back together 'cause I bet they were awesome live!
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Kurt Cobain

The ultimate icon. A tormented soul and loving father who never wanted to be famous. He was Nirvana's frontman and had a beautifully haunting voice. Just check out 'Heart Shaped Box' and 'All Apologies' if you don't believe me.

He was a lovely looking man too. He didn't deserve Courtney Love as she's just a skanky ho. Oh well, at least he got a kid out of her. Thank god Frances Bean looks more like her dad than her mum!

He took his own life on April 5th, 1994. R.I.P Kurt. We miss you very much.
Some people reckon Kurt Cobain was murdered but that's rubbish. The only reason people say that is because they don't want to believe that their 'hero' put a gun against his head and pulled the trigger. He killed himself. Get over it.

I hate the way people talk about Kurt as if he's still alive. He's dead and he's not coming back. Deal with it.
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Drugs

There are two types of drugs:

1) Good drugs: These have been given to you by a doctor to make you better whatever the case may be. Examples are penicillin.

2) Bad drugs: There are many examples of these. Heroin, crack, cocaine, speed, etc. Once you try these, your hooked (or should that be 'fucked'?). There are many diffrent reasons why people take these drugs but the important thing to remember is, they'll ruin your life.

Let us not forget that alcohol and caffeine are drugs too.
Two examples of drugs:
1) Doctor: Take two of these everyday and you'll feel right as rain in about two weeks.

2) Person X decided to try coke. He got addicted to it and fucked up his life.
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