A fictional STD that can be applicable as a cause to any given situation with less than fortunate effects.
Alex: Oh, no! I got a D on my Physics test!
Michael: Yep, you've got The Driggs.
Brian: Damn it! I stubbed my toe!
Michael: You know why, right?
Brian: Yup. I've got The Driggs.
Teacher: Contrary to popular belief, World War II was not started with the Invasion of Poland. It actually started because of The Driggs.