4 definitions by Ryan Timothy

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An exclamation warning people in prison that an inmate who is on death row is walking by and caution should be taken since they wouldn't hesitate to kill someone, seeing as they are already dead.
Guard: Dead man walking!
Inmate: AHH! Where is my teddy?!?!!1!
by Ryan Timothy January 28, 2009

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World of Warcraft + Cancer
A gross epidemic sweeping the nation, NAY the WORLD where WoW players become obsessed with making all their friends and family play the game with them. Symptoms include guilt tripping recovering ex-WoW players and shunning friends that will not create an account. Currently the only known cure for Warcrancer is to remove the said persons hands and feet by any means necessary. Should they find a way to play with their nose and or tongue, remove those as well, immediately.
David: Hey dude, we are having a ridonkulous time playing World of Warcraft! You should join the fun!
Ryan: No thanks brah, I am going to school and work has been tou...
Dave: SHUT UP! SHUT UP WITH YOUR LIES AND OPEN AN ACCOUNT NOW OR IMMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Ryan: Ok, Warcrancer can't be any worse than my explosive diarrhea!
by Ryan Timothy January 29, 2009

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Fake + Compliment

It's what you do when someone compliments you and in the awkward silence after, you decide to make up a fake compliment to try to be nice like them but they can see through your fakeness you pig!
Ryan: You hair looks really cute today Ashlyn.
Ashlyn: Uh...your face is really smooth today Ryan!
Ryan: Did you just fakompliment me? Forget THIS, I'm going to play WoW with my REAL friends!
by Ryan Timothy January 29, 2009

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A greeting pronounced 'whu-chang-maw' in a slightly nasally tone with a lot of gangster spice. Mostly used by white people trying to act like a baller shot caller. It can mean, "what's up bro?" or similarly, "what's good friend?" Appropriate at all social gatherings of cool people.
Ryan: Wha Chang Ma!
Kevin: I'm just making a potatoe launcher dude, come help me!
by Ryan Timothy January 28, 2009

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