Definitions by Ryan O'Connor

maniagram 

a measurable unit of maniacal tendency

Corina had to undergo electric shock therapy due to her cerebral cortex expressing an excess quantity of maniagrams.

maniagram by Ryan O'Connor December 28, 2006

slinkster 

a cowardly con-artist; includes both players and hacks; (plural, 'the slinksters': refers to the slinkster union)

The slinkster shirked his responsibilities at work to snoop around his girlfriend's apartment when she wasn't there.

slinkster by Ryan O'Connor December 28, 2006

malayonaise

any nasty looking goop or substance that may induce nausea

Ms. Martini shrieked when she discovered that her hand had been thrusted in malayonaise.

malayonaise by Ryan O'Connor December 28, 2006

deboucher 

one who emerges from a previously depraved or defiled state
\dih-BOWCH-er; -BOOSH-er\

The deboucher was not without shame when the HR department conducted a background check.

deboucher by Ryan O'Connor December 28, 2006