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2 definitions by Ryan Coconut

 
1.
when you eat so much junk food/ drink so much beer during the Super Bowl that you have a bowel movement equivalent to nuclear diarrhea
Dad: Son, where have you been? You missed Bruce Springsteen!

Son: Shit! It cause I drank too much and got the Super Bowels during the second quarter!
by Ryan Coconut February 01, 2009
 
2.
The amount for time that passes when you're high that feels like it has only been a minute. Usually 2 real hours are about 5 marijuana minutes.
Stoner 1: Fuck dude. How long have we just been sitting here?

Stoner 2: I don't know man. It feels like 10 minutes but it's been like 3 hours. We must be running on marijuana minutes.
by Ryan Coconut October 25, 2009