A popular internet blogger and vlogger, known for his retellings of near-misses with the moderately attractive "ho's" that he attempts to score with throughout the San Fernanado Valley.
The Drugstore Cowboy is recognised for his creative vocabulary when identifying different types and attributes of the female and her anatomy.
See also "Drugsto' Cowboy" in Urban Dictionary.
"She started askin me all kinda questions about Terrance but I wanted to keep the conversation on the two of us so I broke teh news to her about his lazy eye and how he smells like Fritos."
-From the blog, "Ho's and the Olympics" by The Drugstore Cowboy