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1 definition by Ryan BasTARD

 
1.
The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)
My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!
by Ryan BasTARD November 27, 2007