2 definitions by Ruth S Standing
1. Noun; german: Braunschweiger is a type of sausage. A soft and spreadable german sausage made with liver.
2. Slang; american midwest: Braunschweiger is a incognito warning that the place you are in is not cool.
a. It could be that it's a "Sausagefest",
b. the hosting couple has been fighting all night and you want to let your friend know you want to leave before the cops are called.
c. you are hanging out with your boyfriend and his friends, but one guy keeps licking his lips and looking at you. even when you are sitting on your boyfriends lap.
d. everyone said they were going to the party friday, but when you get there you realize you are the only one who brought beer, you need to get out of there before your beer is gone. they are probably all underage and their mom may be home from work early.
2. Slang; american midwest: Braunschweiger is a incognito warning that the place you are in is not cool.
a. It could be that it's a "Sausagefest",
b. the hosting couple has been fighting all night and you want to let your friend know you want to leave before the cops are called.
c. you are hanging out with your boyfriend and his friends, but one guy keeps licking his lips and looking at you. even when you are sitting on your boyfriends lap.
d. everyone said they were going to the party friday, but when you get there you realize you are the only one who brought beer, you need to get out of there before your beer is gone. they are probably all underage and their mom may be home from work early.
GIRL: Hey babe, you feeling okay?
GUY: I think Im hungry, or something...?
GIRL: I was going to make us Braunschweiger sandwiches before we left. Does that sound good to you now?
GUY: Wow girl, it's like you read my mind! That sounds great. we should go get some sandwiches and maybe We'll stop by later.
GIRL & GUY: We'll see you later. (nodding to friends while grabbing their coats.)
FRIEND: You guys don't have to leave, I'll go get the snacks out. I got some super dank appetizers!
GIRL: I made us Braunschweiger sandwiches before we left. I probably left them on the counter. If we go now, we may get to them before the cat does.
FRIEND: Oh, Okay. Maybe stop by later? ...
.....(FRIEND snaps her head around to look at someone. GIRL & GUY can already hear FRIEND screeching before the door closes behind them)
GUY: I think Im hungry, or something...?
GIRL: I was going to make us Braunschweiger sandwiches before we left. Does that sound good to you now?
GUY: Wow girl, it's like you read my mind! That sounds great. we should go get some sandwiches and maybe We'll stop by later.
GIRL & GUY: We'll see you later. (nodding to friends while grabbing their coats.)
FRIEND: You guys don't have to leave, I'll go get the snacks out. I got some super dank appetizers!
GIRL: I made us Braunschweiger sandwiches before we left. I probably left them on the counter. If we go now, we may get to them before the cat does.
FRIEND: Oh, Okay. Maybe stop by later? ...
.....(FRIEND snaps her head around to look at someone. GIRL & GUY can already hear FRIEND screeching before the door closes behind them)
by Ruth S Standing August 23, 2020
1. Colorful Acting in a Legal Setting; Law officers or Bar* attorneys to use their favorite Statutes, Rules, or Procedures, usually for personal gain or to hide wrongdoing; Under the Color of Law, there is no 'black and white'; the colors of laws can be mixed in many ways to convince an average American that they were breaking the law in some way.
2. A Legal Fiction; Once intimidated or threatened under Color of Law, most american's will believe what they are told.
Once acknowledged as truth, it is then a fiction that you enable to be used as legal truth against you. That is, Until you WAKE UP, Open YOUR Eyes, and Know the difference between Right, Lawful, Wrong, Unlawful, Laws, Rules and Statutes. This color of law, can and will deprive People of basic human rights if it is allowed to do so.
3. Sorcery Law Theory; Force-field that protects certain law enforcement and Judicial officers; An invisible rainbow above certain officers, that guides them in sorcery to make it appear you are a criminal, when you were in fact, minding your own business. The colorful rainbow of deceit, wraps them, giving them the power to raise themselves above the Color of Law, so that Laws of Nature do not apply to them.
*BAR - British Law Club that specializes in training people to twist words under Color of Law, and make any legal fiction sound like Truth
2. A Legal Fiction; Once intimidated or threatened under Color of Law, most american's will believe what they are told.
Once acknowledged as truth, it is then a fiction that you enable to be used as legal truth against you. That is, Until you WAKE UP, Open YOUR Eyes, and Know the difference between Right, Lawful, Wrong, Unlawful, Laws, Rules and Statutes. This color of law, can and will deprive People of basic human rights if it is allowed to do so.
3. Sorcery Law Theory; Force-field that protects certain law enforcement and Judicial officers; An invisible rainbow above certain officers, that guides them in sorcery to make it appear you are a criminal, when you were in fact, minding your own business. The colorful rainbow of deceit, wraps them, giving them the power to raise themselves above the Color of Law, so that Laws of Nature do not apply to them.
*BAR - British Law Club that specializes in training people to twist words under Color of Law, and make any legal fiction sound like Truth
3. Sorcery Law; The District attorney stated that "Any jury would agree that this court clerk behaved within the color of law. Anyone in the same situation would have shot the unarmed man in the back. It was a clear example of self defense." So no charges were pressed against the shooter.
by Ruth S Standing August 23, 2020