When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

A guy with a really thin Dick that tells everyone how big it is because he's never see a porno he also likes to stick his pencil dick in keyholes oh did I mention he enjoys long walks on the beach cussing at his shadow because it won't stop following him you got me
by Rusty trombone January 23, 2017

It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me
by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017

A mother fucker that shoves a trompet up his assbang in the back seat of a Honda Civic while getting mouth fuck by a fagalicious fuckbag of a man you got me
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
