A particular type of clarity in regards to outlook on life that is the result of absolutely no knowledge of sports but extensive knowledge of Civil War facts. Kutzlerity is a keen sense for knowing who the bastards are and what would be the most hilarious way in which they could get what they deserve. A side effect of kutzlerity is the inability to say no to any type of persuasion or drinking competition.
Person A: I heard someone set the mall Santa Clause on fire.
Person B:Whoever did that must have had an absurd amount of kutzlerity.
Person A: I agree. Plus I think they were drunk and whistling Dixie.