114 definitions by Russell Sheppard

BDLD (Big Dog, Little Dog) is when two completely different types of personal demeanors (Personality's) hangout. Example: A Large, Quite Man, hangout with a Hyperactive, Skinny friend. A very Shy boyfriend, being with a very Outgoing girlfriend. Big Dog, Little Dog doesn't necessarily refer to size, just Personality.
The term comes from the idea of older cartoons where a Tiny, Hyperactive Mutt, would jump around a very Calm Pitbull-Type dog as they walked down the street. Hence Big Dog, Little Dog.
(Person 1) Man, I don't know if I can be with my girlfriend anymore. She wants to talk all of the freakin' time and I just want to sit and watch TV. (Person 2) Yeah, you make BDLD couple. But if I was you I would stay with her, she is hot! (Person 1) Your right but damn is she annoying!
by Russell Sheppard March 06, 2008
1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.
Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .
by Russell Sheppard November 13, 2007
Implants Income refers to the practice of a woman getting breast implants just so she can create an adult web site and make money. The women that make money off of the "Implants Income" concept; don't even have to be a model or even be attractive. The idea is that there is a fetish for giant fake breasts and those who are into that fetish don't really care what the woman looks like; as long as her breasts are freakishly large. Examples of Implants Income models are BB Gunns, Chelsea Charms, Echo Valley and Maxi Mounds. All 4 of these models fall into the MILF category and all are not very unique or attractive. But because they are possess giant breasts; they all have web sites that generate large amounts of revenue. So setting up Implants Income is easy. 1# Get giant breasts implants. 2# Create a web site. And 3# Pose for pictures and video clips.
(Woman 1) So I'm trying to find a way to make money without having to really work at it. (Woman 2) What about Implants Income? (Woman 1) What would I have to do? (Woman 2) Just get breast implants and pose. You don't even have to keep in shape or anything. All the guys want to see is your giant freakish breast! You most likely won't be able to leave your house afterwards without looking like a freak, but the money will be good. (Woman 1) I'm Sold! Freakish Breast Here I Come!!!
by Russell Sheppard August 04, 2008
Bitpim is a little know and free piece of software that allows people that own CDMA phones to hack and alter them. In the USA, Verizon, Sprint, And Alltel all use CDMA. Verizon being the most restrictive of all wireless carriers. Verizon tends to lock-out features and force customers into buying their own overpriced content ONLY. So by using Bitpim a customer can then create and transfer custom Wallpaper, Ringtones, Screen Savers, ect. The software can also be used to back-up content, even software applications; including games. There is also a number of Hacks that can be preformed using this software.
If I didn't have Bitpim, I couldn't use Verizon Wireless. They are just way too strict and way too money hungry!
by Russell Sheppard July 31, 2008
ANUS over ASS is the --Idea-- that the word "Anus" is funnier then the swear word "Ass." Even though the word Ass is considered rude, and the word Anus is a medical term.
"An Example of the ANUS over ASS Idea. Notice both sentences are almost completely the same, but Anus just adds a funnier image to the idea."

(Two men shouting at a woman walking down the street)

(Man 1) Damn baby, that big swollen Ass is driving me crazy!
(Man 2) Damn baby, that big swollen Anus is driving me crazy!
by Russell Sheppard July 27, 2008
1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.
I gave my girlfriend a rose of Smegmous Alagentous. She didn't think it was funny.
by Russell Sheppard February 29, 2008
1. A Geek who doesn't look like a geek, but more of an athlete. 2. Someone who loves to take part in StarTrec and Star Wars conventions but just doesn't fit in due to their aggressive look and build. 3. A nerd that can not be pushed around.
I have a Power Geek friend at school, but no one messes with him because he would demolish them for trying!
by Russell Sheppard November 13, 2007

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