3 definitions by Russ David

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A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.
"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"
by Russ David April 10, 2006

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Fat Arse, No Tits - a woman with a large bottom but worryingly small breasts.
Jennifer Lopez is a FANT
by Russ David January 04, 2006

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Woman with a large bottom and small breasts ie Fat Arse, No Tits
"I'm pear-shapped"
"No you're not, you're a FANT".
by Russ David January 06, 2006

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