1 definition by RuskiFutbolist#10

Top Definition
1. The most popular sport in the world
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2. A game in which you actually have to be able to run for at least 90 minutes straight (unlike 'American Football' where they stop 'playing' every 2 minutes). It involves speed, strength, skill as well as a shit load of practice and dedication. If you've never played it and you're bashing it anyway, get the fuck off your ass and try to do anything close to what the professionals can do. It's harder than it looks, jackass.
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Lazy fuck: Hey look at me, I'm a lazy fuck that has nothing better to do than sit on my ass and make fun of things I know nothing about!
Soccer player: *Punches lazy fuck in the face*
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3. The world's best sport. To the american football fans that bash it saying it involves no skill, try the following:
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1. Put a ball in the upper corner with 5 men blocking your way
2. Drible 3 players without getting the ball stolen
3. Keep the ball in the air for 10 minutes straight without using your hands.
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When you can acheive it, then tell me soccer needs no skill. About you saying it's a "pussy" sport, there are soccer players that play with broken hands and/or fingers (because it is FOOTball), you can badly damage your knee, legs, ankles, etc because you only use shin protection.
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Soccer pwns american football
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4. The most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a shitload of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.
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American Football player - How did he get that fine girl?
Hot girl - He plays soccer. I love soccer players.
American Football player - Damn. My penis is small.
Soccer player - Ho Ho Ho.. I'm the man.
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5. The best sport known to man. Takes a shit load of indurance and speed.. i would know im a soccer player..soccer kicks ass |..|,
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If you dont like soccer.. call me at 1-800-eat-shit
asshole
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6. Soccer is the world's most popular sport, and for good reason. Soccer actually requires physical skill and mental toughness. Unlike lame US sports like football, baseball, or nascar (nascar for fuck's sake), soccer players are required to put in some effort.
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Football players rest every single goddamn play. Baseball players stand in a field for hours playing with themselves. Nascar isn't even a sport--it's driving a car in a fucking circle 500 times.
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For those who say soccer is a pussy sport, stop being ignorant. Football seems tough but with all those pads it's pointless. It's just a pussified version of rugby. Wow America sure screws up good sports.
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Soccer is better than football because it takes actual talent.
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Soccer girls are hot.
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American football is retarded because they never use their feet except for kickers/punters. Call it throwball/runball/carryba ll/idiotball, just not football.
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7. The most famous sport in the world , 2 teams of 11 players each using any part of the body except the hands and the arms to put a ball into the net.
Players needs to be very skillful: dribbling ,accurate passing ,tackling ,heading and ball control.
Soccer is the king of all sports .
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Great soccer players includes maradona ,pele,ronaldo ,van basten ,zidane and vanessen amongst many others
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8. Probably the greatest sport ever, which requires you to be in top notch shape, unlike another sport where it doesn't matter if you're fat as hell, you can still play.
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The World Cup of soccer is the most watched event in the world, with over 1 billion people watching.
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9. Facts:
Soccer is a term coined by the English. NOT the Americans.
Soccer is an abbrev. for Association of Football.
Soccer is the most widely watched sport in the world.
Most countries call it by a more logical name - FOOTBALL.
It is a sport of endurance where success depends on agility, skill & team strategy
It is a sport which can be technical in play like the Germans or magical like the Brazilians.
It is a sport which elicits a chant & fervour from the audience that is unmatched by any other sport.
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Opinion:
I think World Cup Football (soccer) is way better than American football for the following reasons
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Its action is constant and not constantly interrupted game play.
It relies on skill & technique as opposed to brute force and body weight where skill is less important
The size of the player is irrelevant as the focus is on the play of the game as opposed to the player of the game.
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.It's not a game where you wear helmets and have cheerleaders and fancy stuff to hype the game.
Its a sport which does not need a high score to make up for a low IQ
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Why I think Americans prefer their "Football"
Their culture/attitude makes BIG seem better. Skill is not important. Glamour & marketing hype combined with brute force and size is more attractive to an American. To make my point - Large Cadillacs (big cars), WWF, baseball (less skill than cricket where you can hit the ball in a variety of ways).
Motorcyles where they find Harleys to be more attractive than the latest sport bikes (they call them crotch rockets). Imagine telling yourself a Harley sounds good compared to the hair-raising sounds of the Jap/Italian bikes. What if they made aircraft that sounded like that instead of the modern turbine. I'm trying not to bash but make a point - it's just culture and atttitude.
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Rebuttal :
Someone commented about Americans building the Internet, airplanes, phones. A great many Great minds have been of non-American descent that would have come from European descent/heritage/ancestry . So that's a moot point.
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How silly can you be if you think soccer is for gays. By that token, wearing gear to protect yourself should qualify for gayness. What if poeple said the way a pitcher throws a ball in baseball looks gay. You really have to be stupid to make comments like that about soccer/sport.
Women play baseball too. That does not make the sport gay.
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This is a sport that appeals to basic instinct. Take a person that has not been culture-brainwashed and he will levitate towards basic instinct. That is why the world loves and identifies with football. To make my point, the world loves American music & movies. They could have loved American football in the same way. The fact that they dont is because it's just nowhere close to the passion that comes about with World cup football. People love to watch soccer regardless of whether their country plays or not.
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IF the Americans were to win the World cup, have women go crazy after them, etc., their perception would change. The rest of the world already has the right perspective. They dont like to watch it because they are currently not faring well. And they don't like to admire outside of their own. That is not sporting. That is not sport.
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Further cases in point :
I've spoken about American Football & Harleys. Both religions in the US. And nowwhere else.
Now consider the METRIC system of measurement. Its followed by the ENTIRE world except the US. This cost the US a lot of money and is also less effective & unnecessarily more complex. Google and find the truth.
The US Electric system is also different - 110 Volts and is again - less effective than the system used in the rest of the world.
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All of these only underline attitude and undermine reason.
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Soccer is a sport where a Ball is played with your foot
Sport 'ASSOCIATED' with the world except the US
I'd rather pretend-its-GAY than play-and-pray
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10. SOCCER is the most popular sport in the world.FIFA has more members than United Nations for crist's sake, does American Football have mmore than 200 countries playing their lameass game. and why do they call it football when they are using their hands all the time,"its just plain stupid". Why do they call it world series in baseball when only american teams partipcipate in it: because no country wants to play their boring stupid of game and when watching a baseball game and american football you fall asleep because they are f****ing 4- 5hrs long. Case in Point; Soccer is The king of sports.

Soccer rules, the best game ever, FIFA has more 215 countries as members

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One of the few (admittedly) things at which Americans have always sucked (admit it).

The best insult you can use to refer to football when talking to a hooligan in England. Nice beating guaranteed.

American: That's not football, you idiot. It's soccer.
Rest of the Word: Oh yeah? Why is it that what YOU call "football" hardly uses the foot?
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A game where the will of other men continually test your foundations, and the conviction with which you attain goals.
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"I just don't have the energy to play soccer, dad."
"Well son--do you want to live life? Or let it live you?"
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A great kickass sport that requires skill, speed, agility, and determination. All the Americans who say soccer is a pussy sport havent tried it they are just cunt faced assholes bitches that say it is low scoring and boring, but scoring a goal is much harder than getting a touchdown. Soccer players are usually natrual athletes and they are hella awesome.
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American football fan: Soccer is a pussy sport
Me: *Kicks him in his tiny balls*
American football fan: OW
Me: Thats how a soccer player kicks bitch*spits on face*
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soccer/futbol: futbol is religon of the world it is why to fight and die. American football is pure shit for sweaty overweight mayates to suck on oxagyn machines every two seconds to curb their next Mcdonalds induced heart attack. Hardly what I would call an olympic athelete. As a matter of fact the ghosts of the ancient olypiads are probably turning in their caskets if they could see that capatilistic drivel that is American football. Salud

Example soccer is religon it is worth scrapping drinking and fighting for if I have to explain further you are a waste of the worlds precious recources and should shoot yourself in the fucking head and stop taking up good space and oxagyn for those worthy of life.
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a game played world wide. there are 11 people on each team, trying to kick a ball into the goal they are facing and trying to stop the other team from kicking the ball into the goal behind them. there is a goalie for each team, and the goalie is the onlyone who can pick up the ball, provided they pick it up in the 18 yard box. when playing soccer:
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~you cant wear any jewellery
~you cant touch the ball with any part of your arms unless ~you are the goalie and inside the 18 yard box
~you have to wear soccer boots, shin guards and your clubs/states/countrys clothes (shorts, socks, etc)
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and remember:
*~soccer is NOT a pussy sport, and requires a huge amount of skill
*~the only reason players fall over, start crying etc, is because they ARE hurt or they are faking being hurt to get a free kick- NOT because they are sissies and are not real men/women
*~soccer will eventually take over the whole world
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soccer is the greatest, soccer is the greatest, SOCCER IS THE GREATEST!!!!
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16. A sport played world wide, but in most countries called football, not soccer. Here in the US many people think the US team is bad, but they are wrong. When the US mens national team entered Germany this Summer they were ranked 12 out of Fifa's 127 mens' teams, not so good are they? The sport originated in England and was spread to its colonies on several continents, for is one reason of its global domination. In the US many American Football fans and players will out of nowhere call a soccer player words such as Gaypher, Puccy, and Baby, even though they are covered in foot thick pads and break every thirty seconds to hudle in a circle and use poor vocabulary to make up plays. I have played both so don't criticize me for being "ignorant" to either sport. I think we should put much more effort into excepting soccer teams and players into our country, for soccer is our image in sports to the rest of the world. it takes speed, agility, intellegence, and common sense, {and also does not pay more for a player the fatter they are}!
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American Football Fan: *While eating bags of chips and jumping off of the couch when some guy catches a ball in a marked area* "You play soccer, thats a puccy sport!"
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Soccer Player: Yeah, and I don't have to weigh over 300 pounds to join the team either.
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American Football Fan: Well, they really sucked up this World cup while in erm...wasn't it China?
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soccer Player: it was Germany, and mabye if you watched the sport once in a while you would notice how they are in the top 10 percentile of Fifa ranking.
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17. Soccer IS the most popular sport in the world, but In the USA and Canada it is one of the most hated. From the definitions I have read about soccer, people are stereotyping about how people stereotype about soccer. Yes It does take skill, but so does American football, soccer is looked as a pussy sport because there is little contact, and more dives than olympic diving teams. People say you have to run for ever and no football player could ever do that, when they do that for training all the time.
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Soccer DOES take skill, but it takes less brawl, and brawl is more attractive to the USA and Canadian citizens, it also is not the sport with the most skill, if anything, paintball/airsoft has the most skill (shooting, running, adjusting to the wind to aim, jumping, dodging, shoulder rolls, conserving ammo, and many more, but thats not this topic)
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And I am NOT unfit or fat, I am as a matter of fact in very good athletic shape, I am also not a football player i play futbol.

What soccer players think all football players are like,
football guy: Hey soccer sucks I am fat and make fun of soccer because I have no life.

What they are REALLY like
football guy: I hate soccer players, they always wine about us not liking them.

What football players think soccer players are like
soccer guy: I am homosexual, skinny, and would loose in a fight againts my 3 year old sister

What soccer players are actually like
soccer guy: Football players think they are so great just because they can hit people and bench this and do stronger stuff, but they have no skill whatso ever.

18. It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer."
-yes but they are actually running up and down a massive pitch for 90minutes straight.

19. Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?"
-why would europe waste their time in american football when they could be playing the real thing

20. What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?"
-its logic. they're eaiser to run in and their shorts really aren't that short. the long socks are to keep the shin guards in place. and american football, whats with the tights?
all the examples about soccer are in the collage above.
by RuskiFutbolist#10 December 03, 2006

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