1 definition by Ruperto San Sangelo
"Assley" is a term used to describe how thick or rich a certain brand of toilet paper is. Industrial toilet paper that can be found in public schools and businesses is of generic brand, thus not very assley. On the other hand, certain brands that can be bought at department stores can often have double or even triple ply. These brands often require less usage as they are prone to clog the toilet if used in excess. Rule of thumb for using assley toilet paper: less is more.
If you're going to the washroom for a hearty #2, don't use too much toilet paper. The toilet paper in the washroom is very assley.
by Ruperto San Sangelo November 1, 2017