1 definition by Rotten roadkill

A guy who lives with his parents past the age of 40. He still dresses in all the latest high school styles, vapes, and rides around playing the latest hip hop mumble rap crap at high volume.

Claims to have multiple girlfriends yet his friends have not seen him date a girl since he was 17.
Look at the old creepy fucker talking about himself to the high school cheerleaders. He’s such a Hoff.
by Rotten roadkill November 26, 2019
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