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The man who forgot to tune his guitar for unplugged
Nirvana fangirl: Oooo Kurt Cobain is so hawt and he's the best guitar player ๐Ÿฅต

The Wise Alice In Chains fan: Even though he forgot to tune his guitar for unplugged lol

Nirvana fangirl: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซค๐Ÿซค๐Ÿซค๐Ÿซค๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
by Rotten Turkey January 6, 2023
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A good game......

I don't know why everyone is whinging that people think that because they can complete a level on Expert that they can play it on a real guitar, but no one has ever claimed that they could play actual guitar just because they are good at guitar hero. Everyone knows that one's skill on a video game doesn't denote their skill level on another thing.
Guitar Hero is a good game which kills time, and playing a real guitar is also fun ๐Ÿ™‚
by Rotten Turkey December 5, 2022
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People have to say UrbDic because apparently Urban Dictionary takes too long to say.
by Rotten Turkey May 16, 2021
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1. Euphemism for a small penis
2. One of those sweets which looks like drugs.
3. Callum's Corner's head.
4. "Tic Tac" toe is another name for noughts and crosses.
1. Jack has a tic tac dick
2. I got high on tic tac drugs
3. Callum's corner has a tic tac head
4. Let's play "tic tac" toe.
by Rotten Turkey June 15, 2021
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A street name for the drug Mephedrone which is a synthetic drug which began to grow in popularity in 2008 in the UK when the drug was still legal, then in 2010 the government it was scheduled a class B drug. The drug produces similar effects to cocaine and amphetamines, but it's much worse and the comedown is fucking horrible.
Whatever you do, don't touch M Kat, it will not be good in the long run. I know first hand.
by Rotten Turkey August 27, 2022
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Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes ๐Ÿ™„

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by Rotten Turkey May 25, 2022
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A man who thinks women exist to give him pleasure.
Incel David thinks women owe him sex
by Rotten Turkey January 13, 2023
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