4 definitions by RoseJones

A extreme form of athletes foot caused by extensive boot wearing. Often found on crankers who fall asleep in office chairs with boots on. Avoidable by wearing rubbermasterbaters due to air flow to your feet.
1. Put your socks back on Tyler no one wants to see your meth hoof.

2. Hey man when the last time you took your boots off that meth hoof is getting out of control.
by RoseJones March 30, 2021
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A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.
1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.

2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.

3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.
by RoseJones May 14, 2021
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Also known as Crocks.

When one doesn't want to where regular shoes do to laziness, not usually used for masterbating but I'm sure if effective. Worn for comfort not style.
Amanda tells Kyle oh my God you're not really planning on leaving the house with your rubbermasterbaters on those are for inside only
by RoseJones February 7, 2020
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69 with three fingers in the ass. Swamp style
Going to take that sexy little thing back to the crib and give her the old 72 swamp style.
by RoseJones February 8, 2020
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