A term used to describe the lined marks on a pregnant woman's stomach due to the size when there is a foetus living inside.
Shazza: "I got bare fuckin stretchies on ma belly lyk!"
Cazza: "Yeh, biatch, dey r lyk well ugly init. SIK!!!"
Shazza: "Wats a condom anywayz?"
Cazza: "Dunno ... lyk sumfing bois put on dere diks. Anywayz, u ought 2 use 'em coz dose stretchies are BARE MINGIN MAN!"