21 definitions by Rory O'Doul
A male or female who is totally awkward performing sex. Someone who only practices the missionary style sex position.
A person who seldom if ever has any type of sexual activity or who has forgotten how to do it.
A person who seldom if ever has any type of sexual activity or who has forgotten how to do it.
The Polish guy who hangs out at the local bar drinking his Polish vodka brags about his sexual exploits to anyone who will listen, but in reality is just a Polish Pornstar.
She talks like she is really a hottie sexually, but the old Hag is really just a dried up Polish Pornstar, who hasn’t had any sex in years
She talks like she is really a hottie sexually, but the old Hag is really just a dried up Polish Pornstar, who hasn’t had any sex in years
by Rory O'Doul January 17, 2019
A Cocktail Waitress or Bartender who is phony nice or flirtatious to customers in order to obtain bigger tips. The Cocktail Whore will play the game with male customers, leading them on, and working them in attempt to squeeze more money out of them before they leave. After the male customer checks out and pays their bill and leaves the tip, the Cocktail Whore will no longer give them the time of day.
The Cocktail Whore flirted with me to try to gain a bigger tip, but I saw thru it and left an average tip. After that she turned her back on me and walked away, on to the next guy she would try to fleece out of as much of his money that she could.
by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018
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by Rory O'Doul January 28, 2022
A southwest side Chicago with the heaviest population of Irish anywhere in the USA outside of Ireland. It is also called "Little Ireland". Almost everyone living there is part or full blooded Irish. Most are City workers and the neighborhood is known for many drunken hijinks, rowdiness, and numerous taverns. The women are mostly known for being frumpy, overweight, grouchy cows, and the men known for being sloppily dressed, lazy drunkards and rowdys, who are not very intelligent. Many of these problematic drunken adolescents are the sons and daughtera of police officers and firemen, and because of it, frequently avoid being arrested due to their parents connections.
Yes, the Lads over at the tavern again got drunk and were fighting, and the Cops assigned to Mount Greenwood again had to come out and break it up. No one was arrested as usual, because their Dads and Moms were all Chicago Cops and Firemen. The O'Toole Boy got another tooth knocked out, and only has 4 left. His fat wife came to Mass the next day, and was all smelly and looked like she slept in her clothes again.
by Rory O'Doul June 7, 2018
A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.
The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.
by Rory O'Doul May 11, 2018
The women walked down the wooded path, not knowing that the Wang Waver was waiting up ahead, getting ready to flash his junk at them.
by Rory O'Doul December 8, 2018