Rook's Buddy's definitions

Riding the minipad

"Riding the minipad" simply means that a female is menstruating, or, rather, the female is on the rag.

Two examples:
1. (Regarding menstruation.) My girlfriend won't be any fun tonight, she is riding the minipad! Perhaps she will let me ejaculate in her mouth?

2. (Regarding fucking.) I fucked the devil out of your cousin. She'll be riding the minpad for a while, to soak up all my semen and prevent it from running down her leg. You KNEW that your cousin doesn't wear panties, right?

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

stunt cunt

A highly offensive term for a female pilot who participates in the sport of aerobatics.

1. That stunt cunt fly! Look at how smooth and graceful she is!

2. I thought that aerobatic airplane was flown by a stunt cunt, because it is painted pink.

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

Baytown

Baytown is a city that is on the East end of the Houston, Texas metropolitan area. It is populated by people who are generally employed in the petrochemical industry and work in the refineries located in and near Baytown. These people are known to be generally hardworking, if somewhat unsophisticated. Many of these people could be called hillbillies or swampers. Trailer trash is commonly seen in and around the Baytown area. Sometimes these people are referred to as "refinery trash."

1. Dude, lets go to Baytown. We can hang out at the Sonic and pick up on some chicks who are really trailer!

2. I'm glad I made it out of Baytown alive, the belligerents driving their lifted pickup trucks were in a huge hurry to get back to the trailer park to climb on the old lady!

3. My girlfriend is special. She lives in Baytown and doesn't have a tattoo. Yet.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

tar twat

"Tar twat" is a derogatory term for a woman who smokes cigarettes excessively. Her smoking makes her whole body reek of nicotine, and negatively effects the odor of her vaginal cavity. Kissing her is like kissing an ashtray, and eating her pussy is like licking an ashtray.

1. I really like that woman, but I can't go down on her, because she is such a tar twat.

2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

cut her meat

A rude and offensive phrase said by a male to describe sexual intercourse with a female. Definitely an example of misogyny, "cut her meat" is often said to diminish and objectify the woman.

1. I went to my girlfriend's house and cut her meat. She sure is enjoyable to utilize sexually!

2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.

3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.

by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010

insufferable bitch

A woman who is extremely difficult to tolerate for any reasonable length of time. This normally due to a personality defect, or a disorder of the mind. Often these unfortunates are medicated with psychotropic drugs.

1. That woman became an insufferable bitch when she didn't take her medication.

2. One wonders what happened to her that made her such an insufferable bitch.

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010

Michigan hillbilly

A people who migrated to Michigan from the coal-producing states of Appalachia. To include: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. A Southern accent is often detectable in these people. Often Michigan hillbillies will have relatives in the Southern states.

1. Those Michigan hillbillies sure love those pickup trucks with big tires! (Monster truck Big Foot came from Michigan.)

2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.

Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010