1 definition by Ron Jeremey

hasselhoffed

1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.

2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.

I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or the shots; but I was hasselhoffed last night.

by Ron Jeremey May 4, 2007