11 definitions by Roman Totale

cosmonog

A russian man of colour in space, as opposed to the usual white space traveller, cosmonaut

Man, did you see that cosmonog in the new sputnik?

by Roman Totale October 8, 2007

honge

To get stuck in ,somewhat wildy in a sexual situation, not limited to penetrative sex, can be oral, breast sex, any sex act performed with a wild abandon, bordering on madness.

Mcluskie: So What happened last night? Any luck?

Mate of Mcluskie: God, yes! Honged down on her like a beast! Messy business.

by Roman Totale April 13, 2007

feek chewer

Someone who eats shit

I heard that (1) is a real feek chewer

by Roman Totale February 2, 2004

funkshaft

A smelly penis, usually cheese crusted.

Blimey, that Brostoff is a fucking funkshaft

by Roman Totale October 12, 2007