1 definition by Rodney Davis
1. One who, as a result of being a loner and a geek, is affected with certain undesirable personality traits; for example: a lack of social skills; qualities of a pain in the ass; spending 24/7 involved in boring activities that would otherwise make a normal person wish they were dead (such as seemingly spending 24/7 on the internet and seemingly never hanging out with friends); one considered insignificant in the real world and outside of their one-man inner circle (usually in their home) with no other form of human interaction but the internet
2. One who annoys others (often by following them around bellyaching to them about unimportant matters that no one cares about) because of an abnormal desire to get their own ass kicked
2. One who annoys others (often by following them around bellyaching to them about unimportant matters that no one cares about) because of an abnormal desire to get their own ass kicked
After Mark bragged about having done 20,000 actions on some internet website, no one hung out with him anymore because they rightly regarded him as a ckatz.
Being a ckatz, the only time Jane ever got up from off her ass and quit reading books to leave her house was to go to the grocery store.
Because I'd been such a ckatz all my life, the neighbors didn't even realize someone lived in my house and my parents forgot they had a child.
I knew I was a ckatz when I had an urge to hang out with some friends and realized my only friend was some other obnoxious dude over the internet.
Marla didn't show up for our date once she got wind of the fact that I was a ckatz.
Being a ckatz, the only time Jane ever got up from off her ass and quit reading books to leave her house was to go to the grocery store.
Because I'd been such a ckatz all my life, the neighbors didn't even realize someone lived in my house and my parents forgot they had a child.
I knew I was a ckatz when I had an urge to hang out with some friends and realized my only friend was some other obnoxious dude over the internet.
Marla didn't show up for our date once she got wind of the fact that I was a ckatz.
by Rodney Davis March 20, 2008