It's like a Jooze
or a Four Loco - an energy drink mixed with bottom
of the barrel malt liquor. It's fun at first, but then you either just get exhausted and pass
out with your shoes
on, resulting in a massive number of genitalia doodles
on your face, or you blackout
almost immediately and end up having one of the craziest nights of your life.
Tom: I opted for a couple Boians last night instead of the Keystone...boy was that a bad choice. I ended up in a stable with my pants
drinking all that Boian yesterday, I ended up on a 4 mile walk
home and tried
to invite these waitresses
at a diner to a 4th of July Party. Boy, was that was embarrassing.