Robert Watson's definitions

Bank Joke

A joke in which only the teller of the joke laughs.

Teller: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
Person #1: Why?
Teller: It scares the heck out of the dogs.
Everybody: ...
Teller: *laughs*
Person #2: That was a bank joke, man.

by Robert Watson September 30, 2005

Cross

A shortened way of saying cross country, one of the best sports there is.

Athlete: Do we have cross practice tomorrow?
Coach: Yep, 7am, bright and early. You all better be there.
Everyone: *collective groan*

by Robert Watson September 30, 2005