2 definitions by Robert MacDonald
The Angry Hitchhiker is a move used during sex by the man to stimulate his girl. It's done as the two are slipping into position to 69. It involves the man sticking his thumb in the vagina of his lady when her backside is exposed to him. The man then thrusts his thumb back and forth ferociously, just like a hitchhiker does when they are mad that they haven't received a ride yet. Typically happens when one honks or waves when going by the hitchhiker.
Adam and Sandra were getting it on. Adam suggested 69 and Sandra moved into position. When she got in place and was giving Adam head, Adam inserted his thumb into Sandra's pussy and gave her the Angry Hitchhiker. She sucked him off like never before.
by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017
When a guy is getting close to orgasm and he asks his lady to finish him off with a hand job, it's called "pulling the Jake Brake". This is done in remembrance of his buddy Jake who's not getting laid at the moment.
Mike was fucking Amber and was close to cumming. He told Amber to "Pull the Jake Brake" baby, I'm giving you a new hair do. She finished off the Jake Brake and ended up with a face fool of cum.
by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017