1 definition by Robert Lanier

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A man who writes to a woman on Match dot Con then does not make a date with her. Not to be confused with any model of iPod.
"I want a long term relationship with candle light dinners (in the dark so You do not see how old i really am). I want walks on the beach. (You carry my walker). I want chemistry. (It would take a spell for me to be attracted to her). I want Fine dining. (I cannot cook anything but frozen dinners).

You are just a Player."
by Robert Lanier October 17, 2007

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