swipe and wipe

to steal a piece of technology, such as a laptop or ipad, that is left out, and erase it to factory settings for quick resale.
"Johnny's iPad got stolen the other day from the cafe, and now I see one on Craigslist - another victim of the old swipe and wipe."
by robbin hood March 30, 2012
mugGet the swipe and wipemug.

taxpayer

the greatest slang euphemism for Hipsters

If you got custom Nike Lab dunks and long black hair under a digital camo Yankee New Era, the only block you're representin is dat H&R Block.

Status ain't hood, son.
"Mang, all dese Taxpayers been jackin all the good 12" cuts."
by Robbin Hood April 14, 2006
mugGet the taxpayermug.