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1 definition by Rob and Frank

 
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a beautiful, attractive, amazing family. They all have a great sense of humor and are extremely welcoming. One of the daughters, jess, is model material. The other melissa, is the most amazing girl in the world, but doesn't give hugs. She secretly loves rob, but won't admit it. She is really weak and needs to workout but despises physical activity. One day she wishes to pursue a relationship with frank but once again, is too afraid to admit it to anyone. She has a a wonderful friend through all the hardships of her life named lauren who is funny and outgoing and is a great friend. Beccerzzz the third daughter is a stuck up female dog but lovable... Sabrina, the youngest daughter is in love with general hospital and has a close friend marina who is a freaking boss and is cool. So where was I, oh yeah, melissa , aka blish, is so beautiful. She should dye her hair blonde though but she doesn't because then we might die because she would be drop dead gorgeous. When she grows up she will live in a cardboard box with a santa clause hat with her dreamy husband, rob. Her goal in life is to become a football playing king in space, but that will never happen because that requires too much physical activity. She showers every 3 days and the reason frank calls her "Untapped" because she has so much hidden potential in every aspect of life that she is too afraid to show. She wears bandeus on a daily basis and doesn't eat meat. ps, hers was brown.
Stranger: Who is that awesome girl over there?
Rob: Oh thats my wife, Melissa Digiovanna.
by Rob and Frank August 06, 2012