2 definitions by Rob Van Cocksucker

Sleep beat

When your significant other finds you masturbating during the middle of the night while sleeping.

Gary you fucking manwhore, I couldn't sleep last night because you were sleep beating so hard it was shaking the bed!

by Rob Van Cocksucker January 22, 2010

Jug Pug

Tits like jugs, face like a pug.

Man, that Joy chick is such a jug pug! But I`d still paper bag that hoe!

by Rob Van Cocksucker September 30, 2009