10 definitions by Roasted beans
by Roasted beans March 20, 2022
A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.
by Roasted beans March 3, 2022
That one kid that argues the meaning of school’s importance, and what things should and shouldn’t be taught. They have a weird obsession with taking over the school or going on strike. These people can appear in any grade, but are most likely to appear in the later grades of primary school.
Teacher: When was the war of 1812?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?
by Roasted beans March 15, 2022