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Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.
*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?
by Roasted beans March 2, 2022
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Stanistan

A fictional country created by the Reddit map community, consisting of every country ending in Stan uniting

(Sometimes Pakistan.)
The countries include: Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Pakistan*
Redditor: I believe all Stan countries should unite to make Stanistan
Al-Quaeda: That would cause a civil war
Redditor: who cares
by Roasted beans March 1, 2022
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Swagbuck-scrapper

A person (usually a middle-aged white woman) who’s retired, but still rely on swag-bucks to make ends meet. They’ll open E-mails and use Swag-bucks to make their money. On some occasions, they’ll be seen doing small-scale stockbroking.
“My grandmother’s such a swagbuck-scrapper, she spends most of her vacations answering surveys to pay for the expenses.”
by Roasted beans February 12, 2022
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