29 definitions by Rimbozaggy
The inability to sleep due to excessive worrying or complaining about trivial things, similar to how a stereotypical "Karen" might behave when they feel wronged.
"Ever since she got the wrong order at the coffee shop, Karen has been experiencing Karensomnia, lying awake at night and worrying about whether the barista will get her order right next time."
by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023
A unit or group of complementary Karens that contribute to a single effect, especially:
a. A coordinated request for the manager.
b. A coordinated demand for you to stop filming them.
c. A group of entitled women who all demand collectively that you do or don't do something lest they report you to the proper authorities.
a. A coordinated request for the manager.
b. A coordinated demand for you to stop filming them.
c. A group of entitled women who all demand collectively that you do or don't do something lest they report you to the proper authorities.
Franks refusal to honor the pricing error in the weekly ad resulted in a Karensemble of customers demanding to speak with his manager.
by Rimbozaggy April 8, 2023
(noun) - the exhilarating feeling of relief and renewal that one experiences upon rediscovering a long-lost shoe. It's a joyful moment that can rekindle a lost sense of hope and optimism, as the shoe is no longer relegated to the status of a solitary, abandoned sole. Reshoenification can also be a reminder to take better care of one's footwear, as the loss and rediscovery of a shoe can be a wake-up call to appreciate the little things in life.
"After searching frantically for her lost shoe for days, Sarah was overjoyed to experience a moment of reshoenification when she finally found it tucked away in the back of her closet. The reunion with her long-lost shoe brought a sense of relief and renewal, and Sarah vowed to take better care of her footwear in the future."
by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023
eth· no· cen· tric ˌeth-nō-ˈsen-trik
: characterized by or based on a meth users belief they are superior
: characterized by or based on a meth users belief they are superior
Daryl was accused of being methnocentric after lecturing Carl for throwing scrap metal in the dumpster.
by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023
by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023
Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.
"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."
by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023
The stand-up comedy club now has a 3-drink minimum after the recent Jew d'etat of its previous owners.
by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023