3 definitions by Rick Morgan

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Scraglets: The resultant build up of turd caused by refusing to wipe ones arse after taking a shit.
Eventually leading to a critical build up known as Bum Chaff.
Bill was a stubborn old hairy eye-browed bastard, he refused to wipe his wrinkled old arse and kept fighting off John the midget care assistant.

'Get your fiking hands off my arse you little prick' screamed Bill whilst fighting off a toilet paper armed John

'Bill...Bill for fucks sake let me wipe your shitty arse, otherwise the scraglets are gonna build up..'
by Rick Morgan October 27, 2006

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Droozle - jism, man milk, spunk, dangling from any object, such as the corner of a bedside cabinet, a person's chin, the ceiling, can be referred to as a Droozle Trap if walked into or if it drops down upon one.
Simon burst forth a volcanic eruption of man froth so powerful and manly was the emission it hit the ceiling!

'Jesus Simon...thats some friggin Droozle....' slurred Agnes, looking somewhat dissapointed that the gurgling man-pipe juice missed her face...
by Rick Morgan October 19, 2006

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Fleggy: typically associated with the clotting phlem stuck in the back of the throat, or used to describe a smeggy wanker.
Saul was being a proper lazy bastid, the fleggy twat.
by Rick Morgan August 24, 2006

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