2 definitions by Richard fittzwell
Similar to lurking but the lowest point of lurking. Laying in bed and just watching tv all day with no brain cells actively function. Lack of ambition
STONER: Yo bro what you doin?
STONER #2: lurpin it at home. Why whats up?
STONER: can i cruise over? We smoke some bowls!!
STONER #2: Hhhhrajah dat.
STONER #2: lurpin it at home. Why whats up?
STONER: can i cruise over? We smoke some bowls!!
STONER #2: Hhhhrajah dat.
by Richard fittzwell September 4, 2021
A substitute word to describe a Sleezy, easy, desperate, slut, hoe, whore, prostitute, trog, thirsty knob gobbler, type of person from the straight or LBGTQ community. Its true definition is meant to describe a tool. But can correlate to such slang as in the tool can go both ways, latches onto various size bolts/nuts and inserting or removing them from/in holes. A ratchet doesn't discriminate from big or small, lose or tight. Like i said, they come in all different shapes and sizes, and are readily available for consumers to purchase, use, keep or discard, loan to friends or family, and even sell. Its a slut who gives no fucks but actually breaths, eats, showers, and shits nothing but dick,pussy; &/or ass juice as a hobby, work requirement , & religious/ scientific purposes (so its actually a load of fucks.) Dont judge a ratchet, they are just active people in the community living day by day. And one day they will be there for you! Orrr at least for a couple hours 🤭
Rick—-Ranel the snail slimed my knob and rang both door bells all night long as if no one was home.
Bry—-Fuuuckin snail… told ya she showed me her fuckin ass hole at work the other day yeah? I said, “Ranel you nasty ratchet, my boy rick would love to pop that booty. You gotta meet him… you should come out with us tonight!”
She was instantly down!
Rick—Hahahaha bruh i was blown away, you told me to send her a pic so she knows whats up. I ended up just sending the emoji bat signal 🌽🍆🍌 with a d pick…. She Instantly replied “🍆💦😱😶 🌫️💦🍑🍆💦🍩”
Bry—-Duude so you went ATM with her?
Rick—-Bro i went ATM and gave her 😸 dat cream. Its all in the snaps i sent the boys.
Bry—-She let you record?
Rick—-Bro she was the one recording and sent the videos! I love that ratchet ass snail.
Bry—-Soo shes the new smash ah?
Rick—-Brahh im crackin her shell daily now. Gotta ASS-Salt the snail, lol know what i mean 🤣
Bry—-Fuuuckin snail… told ya she showed me her fuckin ass hole at work the other day yeah? I said, “Ranel you nasty ratchet, my boy rick would love to pop that booty. You gotta meet him… you should come out with us tonight!”
She was instantly down!
Rick—Hahahaha bruh i was blown away, you told me to send her a pic so she knows whats up. I ended up just sending the emoji bat signal 🌽🍆🍌 with a d pick…. She Instantly replied “🍆💦😱😶 🌫️💦🍑🍆💦🍩”
Bry—-Duude so you went ATM with her?
Rick—-Bro i went ATM and gave her 😸 dat cream. Its all in the snaps i sent the boys.
Bry—-She let you record?
Rick—-Bro she was the one recording and sent the videos! I love that ratchet ass snail.
Bry—-Soo shes the new smash ah?
Rick—-Brahh im crackin her shell daily now. Gotta ASS-Salt the snail, lol know what i mean 🤣
by Richard fittzwell October 8, 2021