3 definitions by Richard Lao

1. To beat down with the intent of physical harm to another
2. To be harmed, but not always by another being
1. "Boy, you about to get shelzed by my battle axe!"
2. "After dashing into that cement wall, i got shelzed."
by Richard Lao December 16, 2004
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The juice, it makes you're entire body swizz up when you drink it. Only sold at Quick Checks in New Jersey.
"Ok homes, in 15 minutes, we gonna go to Quick Check, kill everyone, break everything, and take all the swizz juice"
by Richard Lao December 16, 2004
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1. One who is stupid or feeble
2. A weak minded fool
3. Hank's mom
1. "I got blandfos to kill...."
2. "You mindless blandfo! What were you thinking!?"
3. "Yo, i raped a blandfo last night!"
by Richard Lao December 16, 2004
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