Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.
That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.
Use a frozen breakfast burrito as a dildo in the ass, then microwave it and eat it covered in butt drool.
Yesterday for breakfast I gave myself a Biscuit Martin.
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