1 definition by Rice Candy
"Bae" is a species known only to those native to "Deez Nutz".
"Bae" is a North Pacific Species, that lives mostly underwater. And by water, I mean air.
They thrive off of wild berries, and grass. They live until they get so fat and ugly and disfigured that they explode.
When they explode, each of their organs is blown up to 15 miles away.
Each of these pieces of the old Bae grow into new Bae's.
The general lifespan on a Bae is about 87654321 years.
"Bae" is a North Pacific Species, that lives mostly underwater. And by water, I mean air.
They thrive off of wild berries, and grass. They live until they get so fat and ugly and disfigured that they explode.
When they explode, each of their organs is blown up to 15 miles away.
Each of these pieces of the old Bae grow into new Bae's.
The general lifespan on a Bae is about 87654321 years.
Your girlfriend is a bae.
by Rice Candy May 26, 2015